- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
(via 5eva-a-potato)
I say the most flirty things when I’m just talking to my friends
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
(Source: model-four, via alittledoseoflaughter)
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
(Source: wimp.com, via the-black-power-ranger)
(Source: redsuspenders, via ktrololol)
Reblog if you’re a potato.
so much potatoes.
I thought I was the only one
It was very difficult for me to come out as a potato, but to all those potatoes out there YOU ARE NOT ALONE, it gets better. Be proud of who you are
(Source: charizzaaa)
(Source: hejterxoxo, via alittledoseoflaughter)
(Source: shocked-turtle, via ktrololol)



